Oma masturbeert in het zwembad

Oh, I'm sorry. I saw the for sale sign in front of your house and nobody answered the

door so I was just looking out back and I didn't expect to see this.

Well, come on back. Come check it out. I'm just back here cleaning the pool like I do

almost every day. It's a non-ending thing. Something you just have to keep doing. It's

just always dirty. Always has leaves in it. Back when we first built this, you know, the